July 2012
N.B: Lyme Regis
Jazz Festival has moved to May this year
Wednesday 4th
Coach trip to Cothay Manor and gardens 
Uplyme and Lyme Regis Horticultural Society. Depart Uplyme Village Hall 10.30 am. £19.50 for coach, admission to gardens and tour of house. Lunch
available for an additional £8.
Please ring Brian 07831 533580 by June 17th to book.
Sunday 8th July
Wiggle Jurassic Classic
Epic
At 100 miles, the Wiggle Jurassic Classic Epic gives riders the chance to experience a challenging route cycling along the stunning Jurassic Coast World Heritage coastline from Exmouth. This circular route will take you along the coast, through Budleigh Salterton, Otterton, Beer, Seaton and
Lyme Regis before heading inland at Charmouth. Here you ride through stunning countryside via Axminster, Honiton and Woodbury Common before descending back into Exmouth for the finish. In aid of Prostate Cancer Charity. Info:
Wiggle Jurassic Classic Epic
Friday 6th:
Lyme Regis FC's 2nd Stand-up Night.
After the success of last year's inaugural event, MC Tom Glover returns with a host of stand-up comedians. Further details to follow.
Saturday 7th
The Seasiders first Beer Festival
at the Davey Fort Ground, Charmouth Road - Further details to follow.
Thursday 12th The Olympic Flame passes through Lyme Regis:
having started in Salisbury and passed though Winterbourne Abbas, Bridport, Chideock. From Lyme Regis it will then travel through Burton Bradstock, Abbotsbury, Portesham, Chickerell, Wyke Regis, Osprey Quay, Portland and overnight in Weymouth.
Saturday 14th BASTILLE DAY
Uplyme and Lyme Regis Horticultural Society Summer Show
Classes, stalls, train rides, dog show, music and refreshments. Extra schedules from local shops. Entrance £1.50. 2pm - 5pm. Uplyme Village Hall and Field Details Jenny Oldfield 01297 442873
Friday 20th End of Term

Saturday 21st - Sunday 29th
Lyme Regis Lifeboat Week
Wednesday 25th
‘Bonkers about Birds’ 
a family evening with the RSPB. Organised by Uplyme and Lyme Regis Horticultural Society. 7.30pm Uplyme Village Hall. Tickets Adults £3.00 Children £1. Available from Uplyme Post Office, RNLI
shop and the lottery kiosk or ring Brian 07831
533580. Profits to Lifeboat Week.
Another Popular Quiz Night
by Lyme Bay Photographic Club. Teams of up to 6 people £2.00 per adult, £1.00 for children. Winning team prizes and a raffle. Children and families welcome. The Inn Plaice, Lyme Regis, 7.30 pm start.
Friday 27th
Olympics Opening Ceremony
Ticketing Info: www.tickets.london.2012.com
and www.thomascooksport.com/London-2012-Games
Dorset and the Olympics
Saturday 28th
Fireworks from The Cobb
July 2011 - some of the many events which took place in and around Lyme Regis - keep looking they may happen again in 2012
 Summer Ball Music by show band 'The Wise Guys' top soul and swing band. Canapes, buffet supper, raffle and auction. In aid of Cancer Research UK. Uplyme Village Halls Tickets £35 each (£300 for table of ten). 8 pm to 12 midnight.
Tickets from 01297 446057.
Dear Brutus
Cygnet Company: Marine Theatre
NGS Open Garden
Prospect House, Lyme Road Axminster (1.30 – 5pm)
Wilderness Yoga Day Retreat
Yoga retreats centred around the same skills as participants would gain in yoga classes. However, there is one integral difference. Each Wilderness Yoga Retreat takes place in a different secret location with insurpassable views of the Jurassic Coast near Lyme Regis.
Start time will be approx 9.30am More Info see Yoga Day Retreat
A Bossa Imensa
part of the Live Music Programme for Summer at By the Bay. 7.30pm
www.bythebay.co.uk
Rockpool Ramble 
Meet at the Anchor, Cobb Gate Car Park, 1.00pm. For info/booking: 01297 560772 or info@charmouth.org
Maria McAteer
part of the Live Music Programme for Summer at By the Bay. 7.30pm
www.bythebay.co.uk
GUIDED ROCKPOOLING
Investigate the rock pools of Broad
Ledge with museum geologist Paddy Howe and marine biologist Chris Andrew. Sessions last 1½ hours. 3.00pm booking advisable: telephone: 01297 443370 email info@lymeregismuseum.co.uk or call in at Lyme Regis Museum, Bridge
Street, Lyme Regis DT7 3QA
First Tuesday Concert of ‘Music by the Sea’
2012
Lyme Regis Town Band, 8pm The Shelters, Marine Parade
A Dance A Day
offers weekly dance classes to enhance fitness, wellbeing and creativity: a new community dance project aimed at the over 50’s which encourages adults across Dorset to get active through dance.
11am to midday, Marine Theatre
LYME’S MONMOUTH RISING
John Lello talks about the anti-royalist townsfolk’s support of the Duke of Monmouth in 1685 as he attempted to seize the Crown.
2.30pm Lyme Regis
Museum
Legends Return to Lyme Regis:
Larry Miller Band
Woodmead Halls, promoted by Lyme Regis TV
The Big Read Challenge Quiz
7.30pm The Pilot Boat
Judging of Lyme Regis Britain in Bloom Garden Competition
THE COBB AND ITS HISTORY
Walk around the Cobb with local boatman Ken Gollop as he discusses its fishermen, fossils and French Lieutenant’s Woman. In aid of
Lyme Regis Museum 7.00pm meet at lifeboat station
Planning Lyme's Future
LymeForward and Lyme Regis town Council want to hear your views on Sports, Culture and Lifelong Learning and Health, Well being and Safer Communities in Lyme Regis. Help set priorities for the next 2-3 years 7pm The Guildhall
Summer Show - Lyme Regis Pantomime Society: Marine Theatre
The Beach Stall: Cakes, books, bric-a-brac, Jewellery, Handicrafts in aid of St Michaels Church 10am - 3pm Marine Parade
Cobb/Harbour/Boats: Oil Painting Workshop
with Lyn Whiteman, (10-4pm) For booking and further information: lyn.whiteman@btinternet.com
THE HISTORY AND BUILDINGS OF EXETER CATHEDRAL
A talk by Conrad Donaldson, Chair of Friends of Exeter Cathedral. The Cathedral was first built in Norman Romanesque style in 1114. Each age has altered it in their own style. Many treasures were taken during the Reformation, parts were destroyed during the Civil War and World War II. This illustrated talk will show some of these changes throughout the Cathedral’s history. Marine Theatre, Lyme Regis. Coffee 10:00am-10:45am Talk 11:00am-12:00noon
HOW OUR GRANDPARENTS LIVED
The health and welfare of Lyme’s residents in the first half of the 20th century – talk by Martin Roundell-Greene. 2.30pm
Lyme Regis Museum
Car Boot Sale
all proceeds being split between the Candles on the Cobb fund, The Hub youth club and the Lyme Regis and St George’s Twinning Association. 9am to 1pm at Charmouth Road Park and Ride field. Entry for sellers cost £5 and for buyers £1.
Stompin' Dave Marine Theatre
PLAYING
WITH FIRE – JAMES McNEILL WHISTLER IN LYME
A talk by Sandra Lello on this influential American-born artist – a wit, dandy and shameless self-promoter who worked in Lyme in the late 1800s 2.30pm
Lyme Regis Museum
Quiz Night
In aid of Lyme Regis Pantomime Society, Woodmead Hall
Theatre Friends Quiz Night Marine Theatre
EBB & FLOW - THE STORY OF MARITIME LYME REGIS
Maritime author Peter Lacey discusses the sea’s influence on the fortunes of Lyme through the centuries. 2.30pm
Lyme Regis Museum
Lyme Regis Lifeboat Week
(click the link to facebook) the following items in red are in aid of Lifeboat Week.

For full information; competition entry details and confirmation of times please see the full programme available from outlets throughout the town and posters. (Sorry but the organisers have asked us not to publish times in order that they can sell more programmes - only £1.50 from shops around the town) Fun for all the family.
Friday
22nd to Sunday 24th July WOODFEST! Woodmead Community Arts Festival Three Days of Music from Woodmead Halls
End of Term St Michaels School
WOODFEST! Woodmead Community Arts Festival
BATTLE OF THE BANDS Competition.
POETRY PRIZE:
Friend of LymeRegisTV, Sandy Burnfield has offered £100 for a new and original poem about the work of the RNLI. We need to
have all entries in hand by 6pm Friday 22nd.
PAPA LE GAL
Originally a local band, now based in Bristol, but making waves nationally and across the world. A perfect band for a summers night, featuring their own brand of ‘Tropical Rock’. New EP, ‘Voo Doo is already receiving great acclaim in the music press. Declared by Geoff Baker as ‘the sound of summer in Lyme’
and The Triangulators Doors open 8pm Advance tickets £5 at door £6.50
BILLY MATTHEWS
After Midnight Cabaret and Piano Bar in the Small Hall. Billy is a local professional and experienced singer and musician who also performs with 'boy band', Innocent.
Lifeboat Welcome Display in the main bay
Lyme Regis Bowls Club are having their RNLI Drive at the Bowling Green – Monmouth Beach
 MARK HIX Cooks Crab. Renowned Chef Mark Hix will give a cooking demonstration on the Slipway
"This year we’re putting on the Lyme Regis Crab Festival which will coincide with Lifeboat week.
UPLYME GOSPEL CHOIR will be singing in the Performance Area of the Shelters.
Skittles on the Slipway – play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls
Live Music at the Cobb Arms. Presented by John & Linda McClements

The RAF RED ARROWS Aerobatic Display Team
with the kind co-operation of the MOD. Commentary by Red 10. Details of the team can be found in the programme. RAF liaison by David Gallier. Performance time: 12 noon over Lyme Regis for Lifeboat Week. Visit The Red Arrows
website
WOODFEST! Woodmead Community Arts Festival Day 2 at the Woodmead Halls in Hill Road.
Saturday is music all the way.
Art of Creation (Lauenau Germany) Bad Apples (Yeovil) and Wandering John (Coventry) and Mr Ben. Doors open 2pm
MOSQUITO-B Mosquito-B Live
BILLY MATTHEWS After Midnight Cabaret and Piano Bar in the Small Hall. Billy is a local professional and experienced singer and musician who also performs with 'boy band', Innocent.
Art Exhibition at the New Shelters. An exhibition of paintings, drawings and other artwork put
together by the Lyme Regis Arts Group
Open Air Service with Lyme Regis Churches at the Marine Parade Shelters. Collection in aid of the RNLI

Songs of Praise presented by the Lyme Regis Churches accompanied by the Lyme Regis Town Band playing in the Marine Parade Shelters
Skittles on the Slipway - play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls
Lyme Regis Museum open free for FAMILY FOSSIL DAY
Fossil
hunters Paddy Howe and Chris Andrew talk and answer questions all day on the big fossils of the Jurassic Coast – the vertibrates: ichthyosaurs, plesiosaurs and fish. See the museum’s impressive fossils and take the rare opportunity to see Paddy and Chris’s personal collections. Bring your own fossils for identification. Lyme
Regis Museum
WOODFEST! Woodmead Community Arts Festival
Day 3 at the Woodmead Halls in Hill Road
Sunday features a SONG OF THE SEA with a £100 Prize for the best poem about the RNLI, with invited singers, musicians and poets celebrating Lyme's maritime heritage in the afternoon:
SONG OF THE SEA:
An ‘Open Mic’ session with invited guests. The theme is sea songs. Winner of Lifeboat Poem Competition will also be announced. Doors open 2pm
In the evening, The Last WaltzBallroom Dancing rounds off the weekend. Woodmead Hall. Members £2 non members £3 If you want to take part, call:
lymeregistv@live.co.uk Doors close 10.30pm
Afternoon Promenade concert
by Peter Dillistone - Organ recital. 3.00pm - St Michaels Church
RNLI Lottery All Day – Tickets available from RNLI shop and Information Desk at the Shelters – chance to win £5,000
Fresh Cakes, Fruit and PRODUCE STALL,
in the shelters on Marine Parade.
Fruit donated by Forde Abbey Fruit Gardens, Cakes and produce from local supporters. Organiser Jan Dover
Sand Sports on the Sand Bar with Alan and Lynne Vian and helpers. Open to all children £1
Teddy Bear’s Picnic in the Shelters. Admission Teddy Bears £1: accompanying children and adults free! For children of all ages, but especially the under eights. Bring your own picnic, we'll provide a drink. Play party games, traditional singing games, meet the Bears, have your
photograph taken with them, listen to a story. Organised by Alice's Bear Shop & Alan Vian
Skittles on the Slipway – play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls
CHICAGO BRIDGE DRIVE at Lyme Regis Golf Club. All are welcome to join in. Charge £5 includes light refreshments. Organiser Peter Hurst.
Family Quiz at The Woodmead Halls. Organised by Jackie Hedley-Tuffs. £2 per person, £1 children. Prizes for under and over 12’s.
Teams up to 6, bar, raffle, tea and coffee.
Lyme Regis FIRE BRIGADE EXERCISE dealing with simulated “Fire and Rescue” at the Lifeboat Station, The Cobb
JAZZ Evening at the Nag’s Head, Silver Street.
Theatre Friends Quiz Night Marine Theatre
RNLI Lottery All Day – Tickets available from RNLI shop and Information Desk at the Shelters – chance to win £5,000
Sand Castle and Sand Sculpture Competition for children and families on the main beach. Entrance fee £1 or £3 for a group of up to 4. Organised by Alan Vian & Rob Michael. Prizes presented by Grahame Forshaw Lifeboat Operations Manager
Children's Crab Fishing Competition in the inner side of the Cobb Harbour. Sponsored by the Tackle Box on Marine Parade. Register from 13:00. Entry £1 Entry forms and rules available from the Tackle Box or the RNLI Shop. Prizes £40 in total. Children under 8 yrs and non-swimmers must be
accompanied by an adult throughout. Prizes presented by Mark Hix.
Skittles on the Slipway play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls

BARN DANCE at Uplyme Village Hall. Music and calling by popular local group “Long Odds and Short Straws” Tickets £8-50/£3-00 (under 15’s) or £20
Family of Four (2+2) including Ploughman’s Supper. Licensed Bar thanks to Steve Gardiner of the Talbot Arms, Uplyme. Free Parking. Tickets available now from the Lifeboat Gift Shop, the Kiosk, Marine Parade or by post Ring 07831-533580
Lyme Regis Golf Club Golf day at the Club on Timber Hill. Entry Fee includes a contribution to the RNLI, also raffle and side competitions. Organised by Ray Farrell (07836744269).
RNLI Lottery – All Day Tickets available from RNLI shop and Information Desk at the Shelters – chance to win £5,000
Tombola in Market Area of Shelters –Loads of Prizes! Organised by RNLI Guild and Committee
Guided tour of the Lifeboat Station. Organised by Phil Ball and the Lifeboat Crew
Twinning Association’s Admiral Sir George Somers Commemoration Parade from Langmoor Gardens to the Cobb, led by the Lyme Regis Junior Town Band and followed by the memorial service for Sir George Somers on the Cobb.
Royal Navy BLACK CATS.
The Navy Helicopter Display team will be giving a
demonstration of their acrobatic flying across the bay – we are expecting both aircraft to arrive this year. Salute by Commodore MGB Manning AFC JP RN. Royal Navy liaison by David Gallier. see Black Cats
EMERGENCY SERVICES DISPLAY
The Coastguards, the Charmouth Fire and Rescue Service – with help from the Dorset FRS, the Lifeboat Crew and Rescue helicopter106 will be putting together some exercises on Charmouth Seafront showing how they would deal with real emergencies in the home, on the cliffs, on the shore and at sea PLEASE DO NOT WALK TO CHARMOUTH via THE BEACH this is only a demonstration we don’t want to do it for real today!!
Lyme Regis Sailing Club RNLI Pennant Race
Hawkridge Birds of Prey
Come and meet the raptors. “LIFEBOAT WEEK” fund raising evening. In conjunction with the Lyme Regis and Charmouth Lifeboat Guild’s Lifeboat
Week we are hosting a “Birds of Prey” demonstration by Hawkridge Birds of Prey. Take a close up look at live Hawks and Owls and learn all about these fascinating predators. We are expecting that large number of people will be interested in attending this fund raising event so admission, will be by ticket. Tickets Adults £3-00 Children (under16’s) free are available from Uplyme Post
Office, RNLI Gift Shop, Cobb Square and (during Lifeboat Week) RNLI Lottery office, The Shelters, Marine Parade. Organised by Uplyme and Lyme Regis Horticultural Society, 7.30pm Uplyme Village Hall.
Info tel: 01297 444034
Skittles on the Slipway – play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls
The Mysterious and Fantastical Wartime Tale of the Salty Socks of Dunkirk
Shanty Theatre Company: 4.00pm & 7.30pm Marine Theatre
RNLI Lottery –All Day Tickets available from RNLI shop and Information Desk at the Shelters – chance to win £5,000
Paul Atterbury BBC Antiques Roadshow expert will host a top-class auction
Organisers of the auction have already received offers of items for sale including paintings by local artists and a free holiday. See above right for more info.
Anyone who would like to contribute to the auction is asked to ring 07974 268504 or 07769 655362 or to hand in items at the RNLI shop on the Cobb. Auction at the Marquee on the slipway starting at 10.30a.m.

RAF FALCONS Parachute Display Team, landing on the Sand Bar at the Cobb. PLEASE KEEP CLEAR. Team and Display details on the previous pages. By kind co-operation of the RAF and liaison by David Gallier – Salute by Group Captain Brian Lavender. OBE, AFC Rtd. see their website
Presentation to commemorate 150 years of a Lifeboat in Lyme Regis
with Michael Vlasto OBE: RNLI Operations Director and past and present members of the crew in the Marquee on the slipway
HMS Conway Calcutta Cup Last awarded in 1893 for a race between HMS Conway and HMS Worcester in Calcutta, India, the cup has now been donated to the Lyme Regis Gig Club to be raced for annually
Swimming Race for Children and Adults
from Cobb Gate to the Harbour Mouth. Entrance Fee £1, children 50p. Presentation of prizes and certificates with refreshments (cordials) provided in the Lifeboat Station. Organised by Tim Wadsworth . Sign in at Cobb Gate from 16:30 or earlier at the Information Desk
Skittles on the Slipway – play skittles for the nightly prize with the crew. 50p for 3 balls
Tug of War – Lifeboat Crew against the Coastguards with help from the Lifeguards. Tug across the Harbour Mouth – Losers get wet.
The Famous Nag’s Barbeque. Food and LIVE MUSIC ’til late at The Nags Head, featuring REAL WORLD and Robin’s burgers. Sponsored by Robin and Debbie Hamon.
GEORGE SOMERS AND THE BERMUDA CONNECTION
Barbara Austin Town Councillor and member of the Lyme Regis–Bermuda Twinning
Association. talks on Lyme’s links with Bermuda and the town’s naval hero, George Somers, on the anniversary of his discovery of the island, July 28, 1609 – 402 years ago.
Everyone is welcome to Lyme Regis Museum and its talks. One admission fee (£3.75 adults; £3.25 seniors, children free) allows any number of visits for a year. 2.30pm
Lyme
Regis Museum
FOSSIL WALK with Nigel Clarke - meet at the Lifeboat Station to take a guided tour of Lyme's Fossil Heritage while the tide is out. 11.30am Adults £5, Children £2.50
Grand Duck Race
£1 per duck. First Prize £50, 2nd £25, 3rd £10 with £5 for the last duck. Tickets on Sale at the Hut and Lifeboat Shop and other outlets. Race to be started by The Mayor accompanied by the Town Crier. Organised by Carys Lowe. Prizes sponsored by
Casualwear and the Marler Family 12 noon from the Upper Mill, Windsor Terrace to Jordan Flats.
Pavement Artists Competition Five Age Groups: Under 5’s; 5-7 yrs; 8-11yrs, 12- 16 yrs and Adult. Entrance Fee £1 includes chalks. Organised by Alix Fairley with a team of judges. Chalks only to be used .
Marine Parade 2pm.
Mark Hix Crab Recipe Competition – Final at the Oyster & Fish Restaurant in Lister Gardens. Mark will choose the best recipe from those submitted 3.30pm
"Meet the Lifeguards” - Fun, Games and Sport with the Lifeguard Team on the beach 4pm
COBB WALK with Nigel Clarke- a tour of the history and unique features of the Cobb. The mediaeval harbour was once one of the largest ports in England; there are secret stone carvings, fossils, a whispering gallery, a ghost story.
5pm. Adults £5, Children £2.50
“Disco Party” for the 10-12s. In the Shelters’ Performance Area with music from Ginger Chris, dancing and games £1 per person 6.30 - 8pm
Uplyme Morris Men. traditional English Morris. Opportunity to join in. On the Slipway and adjoining area – 7pm Sorry - cancelled
Sand Sports on the Sand Bar with Alan and Lynne Vian and helpers. 11am Open to all children £1
Belly Dancing in the Shelters. Come, watch, learn a few moves. Organised, and performed by Julia Rorstadt 12 noon - 12.45
The Lyme Regis Majorettes will give a demonstration of their prize winning performances 3pm at the New Shelters.
Bath Tub Race. Entrance Fee £1 per person. Organised by Jon Cable. Race to be started by Town Crier. Sign in at Cobb Gate from 16:30 or earlier at the Information Desk. RULES available NOW at
the Lifeboat Shop 6pm From Cobb Gate to the Harbour mouth.
RED BULL Harbour Reach Wakeboarding over the Harbour Wall. Using a new advanced cable system watch the wakeboarders jump
the Harbour wall and compete on the custom made features. For more information please go to
Harbour Reach
Wakeboarding taster sessions for the local residents and media on the Sunday morning after the event. More information will follow on how to apply for a place in the
taster sessions.
Blackdown Steel Band will be performing in the Shelters. 7.30pm
The Rescuers Cup – for the Caroline Wiscombe Trophy - Skittles Match between Coastguards, Firemen and Lifeboat Crew
Grand Firework Display Generously supported by the Traders and Businesses of the town. 10pm from the North Wall at the Harbour.
Kilmington Village Produce Association Annual Show
The recreation field, Kilmington
Legends Return to Lyme Regis:
Paul Lamb and the Kingsnakes
Woodmead Halls, promoted by Lyme Regis TV
Coastguards Mud and Cliff Rescue demonstrations which are happening at low tide
Classic Car Display by members of The Southern Milestone Club, Judged by Phil Ball (DLA) 11am on Marine Parade in front of the Bay Hotel and the shelters.
Lifeboat crew training exercise in the bay with the rescue helicopter 2pm
Fun Run. Start and Finish at the West Gate on Marine Parade (near By the Bay). Enter between 4 and 5:15pm at the Lifeboat Station. Entry Fee £2 adults, under 16’s £1,. Organiser Robert Crabbe
& Andrew Rice. Race to be started by the Mayor with Town Crier. Prizes sponsored by West Country Vending. Event sponsored by Steve and Jane Phillips of the Royal Standard where refreshments will be available
for contestants.
ILLUMINATED BOATS sponsored by the local fishermen the boats will display across the Bay for the annual cup awarded by the Mayor.
9pm
Afternoon Promenade concert by Linda Nicholson, Organ recital. 3.00pm - St Michaels Church
A Recital of Piano Works for the Left Hand by STEFAN WARZYCKI
www.fairwaterheadhotel.co.uk
Lyme’s Got Talent Show Audition
Open to everyone aged 10 and above with the final being held during Regatta and Carnival Week on Tuesday, August 9th. The audience will pick their winner, who will take away £200!
Woodmead Halls. Tel 446057 for application form

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